Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
They have no organs.
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
How does the moon cut her hair?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie™ dolls?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?