Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
Why was the storm actually calm?
What do elves learn in school?
Where do polar bears vote?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
What game can you play while eating dinner?
What dogs are always lying to you?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
What do you call a baby dinosaur?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?