Want to hear a joke about construction?
What says: oom oom oom?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
What's the beach's favorite movie?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
What's the friendliest pen?
Why are frogs always so happy?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
Why was the cow afraid?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?