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Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
What birds always travel in twos?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
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What is an archer's favorite store?
What do you call a peanut in space?
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What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
What do you call stolen cheese?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
What tree has the most bark?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision...