What do you call the successful dog detective?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
Where do pigs love to take naps?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
Which computer won the talent show?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?