What do an English major and a football player have in common?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
What does Rudolph call his wife?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
What's the most athletic footwear?