What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
What did the stair machines call each other?
How did the tree feel in spring?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
When did they play tennis in the Bible?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?