Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
His mom said he'd have to break the bank if he wanted to buy a sports car.
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
What type of car do planets buy?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
Which singer could always break a five?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
How does a sidewalk address a question?