Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
His mom said he'd have to break the bank if he wanted to buy a sports car.
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?