Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
His mom said he'd have to break the bank if he wanted to buy a sports car.
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
How did groundhogs get their name?
How does NASA organize a company party?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?