Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
His mom said he'd have to break the bank if he wanted to buy a sports car.
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?