What cocktail will give you a black eye?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
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My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
Why did the frog have a long face?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
Who is the most popular Super Mario™️ character in Georgia?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
What animal should you never play poker with?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?