What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
Quit goblin your dessert.
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
What did the bee say to the flower?
Why do math teachers love March?
What kind of computers do horses use?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
What do cats wear to work?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
Why are winter days great?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
Why did the student eat their homework?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?