What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
Quit goblin your dessert.
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
What snacks always have the best tan?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
How do you make a bandstand?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?