What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
Quit goblin your dessert.
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?