What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
Quit goblin your dessert.
What do you call a class about how to interact with others?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
What is a cow's dream job?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
How do you get straight A's?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
That bird won't stop squawking.
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
Why did the tomato turn red?