What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
Quit goblin your dessert.
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
Do you have the best ceiling?
What kind of dog loves to eat?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision...
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
How do birds threaten one another?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
What do you call an Irish spider?