Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
What's the politest month?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
Where do actors go to pray?
What candy does Peppa Pig™️ love most?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
What type of car do planets buy?
What do fish use for glasses?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?