What are you studying in math?
Everything under the sum!
How do you make a bear really angry?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
Why are cars magic?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
Where do polar bears store their money?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
Why was the fish so smart?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
What did the confused bee say?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?