What's good for both poker and theater?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
What did one firefly say to the other?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
What kind of computers do horses use?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
Why was the broom late for school?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
What do ducks get after they eat?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
