What did the pear say to the celery stick?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
What do you call an animal pop star?
What birds always travel in twos?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
What do you call an artistic dog?
What did the rug say to the floor?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
Which condiment adds the most kick?