What did the stair machines call each other?
Stepsisters.
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
When does a horse talk?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
What are rental cars called in Spain?
What's a watch's eldest relative?