What did the stair machines call each other?
Stepsisters.
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
What's the beach's favorite movie?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
Where do superheroes blend right in?
What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
What insect runs away from everything?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
Where do cows go on the weekend?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?