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What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
What's the friendliest pen?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
Which cats love to be petted?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
What do you call a famous turtle?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
Where was Noah born?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
What do you call a household of counselors?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?