Why did the turkey cross the road?
To prove he wasn't chicken.
What do you call bees that are best friends?
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
What animal makes the best lunches?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
How does a barber get to work?
How did the tree feel in spring?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
Why are goats so funny?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?