How did the vampire start his letter?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
What do you call a famous turtle?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
What did autumn say to summer?
Where do frogs keep their money?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
Why are bakers so good at math?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Where do birds go to drink?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?