On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
When do astronauts eat?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
What's the politest month?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
Where does the president keep his razor?
What do you give a sick pig?