What's a mouse's favorite board game?
Parcheese-i.
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
Which state has the best streets?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
What is the best type of science to study with your family?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
How did the vampire start his letter?