What do you get when two plants kiss?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
What animal could Noah not trust?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
What bird is always sad?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
What do cows like to dance to?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
Where do mice leave their boats?