What day is your mom always right?
Every day.
What's a decade's favorite sport?
What time does everyone love to drink?
How do you wash a lamb?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
Why did the elk have great hair?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
Which founding father loves to sing?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
What animals love to close envelopes?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
How do fall and winter say hello?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?