What day is your mom always right?
Every day.
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What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
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What does Catwoman always carry with her?
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What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
Why did the cow cross the road?
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What's the laziest vegetable?
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How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
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