What day is your mom always right?
Every day.
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
Where does a camper keep his money?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
Which bug is related to you?
What types of dogs are bilingual?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
Where do superheroes blend right in?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
How do you get straight A's?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?