What day is your mom always right?
Every day.
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
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What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
What do pigs do over the summer?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
What do you call a sad latte?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
What should you wear to a tea party?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
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Why did the dog get embarrassed?
What did the confused bee say?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?