Where do dogs go to make new friends?
Fire hydrants.
Why do magicians score well in exams?
What do fairies always drink?
Why do golfers hate cake?
When does a horse talk?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
What nationality are most fish?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
What do cows say when you milk them?
My brother is my partner in crime.
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
Why are hiking shops so diverse?
What animal styles their hair every day?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
What utensil does water use to eat?