Where do dogs go to make new friends?
Fire hydrants.
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
Where do cats go on vacation?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
How does the sun listen to music?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
What kind of computers do horses use?
How does a cow do math?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
What building always gets stains on it?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
Why do cubes make great referees?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
What vegetables make the best music?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
Did you take the patient's temperature?