Why did the mountain ace its math test?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
What does the sun drink out of?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
What did the Cinderella™️ fish wear to the ball?
When should you stop for a glow worm?
What shape has a knighthood?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?