What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
When should you stop for a glow worm?
How do you make antifreeze?
Why is money so stubborn?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
Why can't you trust a pig?
Why was the bee sad?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
What do jokesters study in college?
How do you organize a space party?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
Why do Olympians never overheat?