What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
What do bees chew?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?