What birds make average students?
What reads and lives in an apple?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
Where do ants go to eat?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
What games do ants play with elephants?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
What do you call an animal pop star?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?