What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
Where do ships always get stuck?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
What does a bear cub call its grandfather?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?