What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?