What's a pirate's favorite letter?
You may think it's R, but it's really the C that they love.
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
How does dinner smell?
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
Why do dogs run in circles?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
What do you call stolen cheese?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
What do you call an exploding monkey?