What's a pirate's favorite letter?
You may think it's R, but it's really the C that they love.
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
Where do actors go to pray?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
What farm animal is best at karate?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
Which animals make the best football players?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
Why do cows like being told jokes?
