What does the sun drink out of?
Why was the cat so small?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
Why are baseball games at night?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
Where do superheroes blend right in?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
Why is grass so dangerous?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
What do you call a flying police officer?
Why do trees try new things so often?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?