How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
How does a lion greet other animals?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
I like telling Dad jokes.
Why are grandkids so great?
Where does cheese invest its money?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
Where does money love to go shopping?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?