What is a plant's favorite college course?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
Which president loved to take baths?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
How do frogs get to work?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?