Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
Where do novels go to have a good time?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
Why did the fish blush?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
What do you say to a really good barista?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
How do amoebas make calls?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
What's a tornado's favorite game?