What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
It's Christmas, Eve.
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
What do pigs do over the summer?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
What do you call the dog magician?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
Which animals make the best football players?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
What do you call a small mom?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?