What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
Why do elephants have trunks?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
What do stars celebrate in December?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?