Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
Why don't fish play basketball?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
What's the loudest sport?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
How do football players deal with their problems?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?