How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
What does the sun drink out of?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
What animal should you never play poker with?