What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
Hush puppies.
What kind of books do boats write?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
What is a cow's dream job?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
What is the emptiest holiday?
What vehicle works the hardest?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
What did one firefly say to the other?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
How does a polar bear build a house?