Why can you never find the number nine?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
What is a spider's favorite book?
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
Why are hiking shops so diverse?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
What's the saddest part of the week?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?