Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
What's a father's favorite flower?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
What animals make the best baseball players?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
What fish only swims at night?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
Why do people always trip on September 22?