Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
Because it was feeling crumby.
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
She Needed Her Balance Checked!
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
What kind of water does an angel like?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?