What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
Where do hands go on vacation?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
What sport is full of interior designers?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
How does the moon cut her hair?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
What shape has a knighthood?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
Where do clowns go on vacation?