Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
What do you call a handsome runner?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
Why are stones so good at music?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
What fish loves to play in a band?
What kind of ant is good at math?