Why did the elk have great hair?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
When should you start writing a book?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?