What's the loudest sport?
Racket-ball.
What is a table you can eat?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
Which state has the best streets?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
Where do polar bears store their money?
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
What did you learn in school today, son?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?