What is a baker's favorite children's story?
Little Bread Rising Hood.
Why are ghosts always single?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
How do you get kids to do something?
Who are crows' favorite family members?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
What's the laziest vegetable?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
Want to hear a joke about construction?