What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
What bird is always sad?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
What birds make average students?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
How do eggs end a TV show?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?