What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
What kind of ant is good at math?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
What shape has a knighthood?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?