What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
Why was the bee sad?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
What is the emptiest holiday?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
Why do cats give such great massages?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
What car can't keep a secret?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?