What did the sardine call the submarine?
Where do colds go on vacation?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
Who granted the fish a wish?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
What's the politest month?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
What do you call a singing rodent?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
How did the toad die?