Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
What event does Spiderman love to attend?
Why don't ants get sick?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
Do dads always snore?
Which elf is the best singer?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?