What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
Look clover there.
I like telling Dad jokes.
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
How are teens like cats?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
Are baby skunks cute?
Where does Superman park his cars?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
Why was the cat so small?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
How do scientists grow fruit?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?