What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
Why are the mountains so tired?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
What makes a glow worm glow?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?
What food is a man's best friend?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?