What kind of story do trees love to tell?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
What car can you only see twice a year?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
What do you call a Zen egg?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
How do animals blend into the desert?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
Where do ships always get stuck?
What do cats wear to work?
Where do they produce Christian films?