What do you call the pig that does karate?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
What is a spider's favorite book?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
What type of cat loves to go on hikes?
What do you call two birds in love?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
What famous scientist will try anything?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
Why did the frog starve?