I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
How did the pirate call his mother?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
What is the loneliest cheese?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
What animal scores the most in basketball?