Why did the lamb cross the road?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
What vegetables make the best music?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
Where do online shopaholics love to travel?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
What did you learn in school today, son?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
Why are ghosts always single?