Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
He couldn't make the cut.
How do you get to Tooth Island?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
When do mice play every day?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?