Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
He couldn't make the cut.
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
What math figure is also in the band?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
Why don't ostriches fly ?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
What did the stair machines call each other?