What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
Why don't ostriches fly ?
Why did the duck cross the road?
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
Why do plants hate algebra?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
What kind of music do planets like?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
How do chickens leave the highway?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?