What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
Denial River.
What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
What's a priest's favorite food?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
When should you start writing a book?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?