Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
All of them, a crossbar can't jump.
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
Will invisible planes ever be popular?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
What does a lion call an antelope?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
What did summer say to spring?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
What do you call a sad latte?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
What makes pirates such good singers?
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?