How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
How can you farm during the winter?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
Why do golfers hate cake?
How long will dinner be?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
What sound does a witch's car make?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?