Why did the person sit on the clock?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
Where do kittens go to school?