What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
How do chickens leave the highway?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
What time of day was Adam created?
What do you call a gathering of single hikers?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
Where do milkshakes come from?
What animal makes the best lunches?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?