Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
A pod-iatrist.
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
Which superhero is best at baseball?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
What do you call stolen cheese?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
What do they call pastors in Germany?
What part of a football field is never the same?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
What do you call a baby monkey?