What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
Sorry, I'm just not a big fan.
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
What is the best way to study the Bible?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
What did the stair machines call each other?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?