How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
What is a spider's favorite book?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
How do you talk to a giant?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
What sport requires no movement at all?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?