What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
What's the ocean's favorite song?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
What is an archer's favorite store?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?