What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
No, call me Dad.
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
Where do kittens go to school?
What do you call octopus twins?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
Which farm animals are famous painters?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
How do automobiles fly?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?