Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
What's a dog's favorite book?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
What do you call a vacation at home?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
Why do librarians never make plans?
What bird is losing its hair?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
Why was the bunny upset?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
Where do termites go camping?
Where do cows go on the weekend?