Why did the duck cross the road?
Why are hiking shops so diverse?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
How many insurance policies do cats need?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
What's a cat's favorite snack?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
What farm animal is best at karate?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
What did autumn say to summer?
What's the most athletic footwear?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
What do you call a sad latte?