What is a sheep's favorite game?
How do you spot a modern spider?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
What table can you never sit at?
Who invented fractions?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
Where do novels go to have a good time?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?