Shoutout to my grandma!
How do automobiles fly?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
What day never takes itself seriously?
What animal knows kung fu?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
How do frogs get to work?
What cartoon character loves insects?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
Who is a house's favorite band?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?