Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
Which celebrity loves to read?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
Why are the mountains so tired?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
What does a dog say before eating?
What type of car do planets buy?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
What's the most athletic footwear?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?