Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
Why don't ostriches fly ?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
What do you call a sleeping bull?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
What is the biggest ant in the world?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?