Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
Why are frogs always happy?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
Why can you never find the number nine?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
What's the ocean's favorite song?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
Which president loved to take baths?
What is a cow's dream job?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
Who is the ultimate father of the sea?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
What sport do horses love to play?
Which singer could always break a five?
What's the holiest insect?