What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
Where do novels go to have a good time?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
How did the tree get lost?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?