What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
The Cranberries.
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
What is the loneliest cheese?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
What should you wear to a tea party?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
What car always breaks the rules?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
What kind of bird can write?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
What's a father's favorite flower?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?