What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
What do you call an insincere horse?
Why do cats always get what they want?
What sport can waiters play really well?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
Why did electricity win the race?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
Why was the math book sad?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?