What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
Crispy bacon.
Why did the pig go to the casino?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
Why was the bee sad?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
What time does everyone love to drink?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
Why did the cow cross the road?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
What did autumn say to summer?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
What day do hands always go to church?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
Why do cows wear bells?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?