What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
Why did the barber win the race?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
Why was the cat so small?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
Why can you never find the number nine?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
Which is the worst season?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?