What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
How do animals blend into the desert?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?