What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
Whoops! My fault!
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
Where do bees go on their vacation?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
Why did the snake cross the road?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?