What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
Whoops! My fault!
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
What kind of fish will help you hear better?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
Why do vampires always look sick?
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
What do little fish love to play with?
How does NASA organize a company party?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
What do you call a small mom?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?