What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
Whoops! My fault!
What's the holiest insect?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
What should your husband name his internet connection?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
What kind of ant is good at math?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
What car is the perfect size for mice?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?