What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
Which elf is the best singer?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
Why do Olympians never overheat?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?