What stories are told by basketball players?
What birds always travel in twos?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
Why are boxers good comedians?
What sound does a witch's car make?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
Where does a camper keep his money?