Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
How much does freedom weigh?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
What bird helps you stay dry?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?