Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
What is the emptiest holiday?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
Where does breakfast live?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
Where does laundry go to college?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
Why was the pirate late for work?
What bee is good for your health?
What's the biggest moth in the world?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?