What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
He called a tow truck.
Which celebrity loves to read?
Why is spring the oddest season?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
What do trees say when autumn comes?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
What makes pirates such good singers?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
What do you call an exploding monkey?