What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
He called a tow truck.
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
Who invented fractions?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
Why is the beach so confident?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
Shoutout to my grandma!
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?