A book just fell on my head.
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
What's the friendliest pen?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
Which office space loves to cut corners?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
Why did the student eat their homework?
What is a table you can eat?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
How does the sun listen to music?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
What kind of dog loves to eat?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?