What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
What do you call an arctic cow?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
Shoutout to my grandma!
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
What do golfers drink on the green?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?