What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
Slippers.
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
What do you call an arctic cow?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
What makes music in your hair?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
How are teens like cats?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
Which family member is always relieved?
Which cats have the best manners?
Which superhero is best at baseball?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?