What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
Slippers.
What do you call a flying police officer?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
Where do they produce Christian films?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
Which dog belongs in a band?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
Why was the dog so popular?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
How do locomotives know where to go?