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What type of barrel breaks easily?
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What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
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Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
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Why did the wizard ace his math test?
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What did people say when the baker went crazy?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
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What do cows always add to their salad?
Where do polar bears vote?