What is sand's favorite movie?
Dune.
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
Why did the goal post get angry?
What did the snake name his daughter?