Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
How do you get kids to do something?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
Why do vampires always look sick?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?