Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
Which celebrity always frowns?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
What kind of water does an angel like?
What makes pirates such good singers?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
What do you give a sick pig?
Why did the mare gain weight?
Where do superheroes blend right in?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?