What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
What animals love to close envelopes?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
What vehicles are in the best shape?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?