What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
What do you call a Zen egg?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
Where do surfers go to school?
How do you get kids to do something?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
Why are English teachers so smart?
What is a duck's favorite dance?