What do ocean animals do when it snows?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
What do you call a short cow?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
How do you measure a millennial?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?