What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
How do chickens leave the highway?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
When should you stop for a glow worm?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
Why are bakers also often hippies?